The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds” you don’t know if they mean you or them.
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressman.
The economy is so bad Motel Six won’t leave the lights on anymore.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hill fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad when I ordered a burger at McDonalds the kid behind the counter asked “Can you afford the fries with that?”
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad Obama met with three small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package; GE, Pfizer, and Citicorp.
The economy is so bad; Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.
The economy is so bad; my ATM gave me an IOU!
The economy is so bad that the highest paying job in town is jury duty.
The economy is so bad even people who aren’t in Barack Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying taxes.
The economy is so bad I saw a polygamist with only one wife.
The economy is so bad McDonalds is introducing the 1/4 Ouncer.
The economy is so bad people are standing behind George Bush wherever he goes hoping for free shoes.
The economy is so bad when Bill and Hillary travel together they have to share a room.
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Ken Faulkenberry earned an MBA from the University of Southern California (USC) Marshall School of Business with an emphasis in investments. Ken has 25 years of investment experience and is dedicated to helping people with self-directed investment management through the Arbor Investment Planner. His asset allocation strategies have an outstanding performance record. |
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