funny humor

New Stock Market Terms (Investment Humor)

April 17, 2010

CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer   CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer   Broker – What my broker has made me!   Stock Analyst – Idiot who just downgraded your stock.   Value Investing – The art of buying low and selling lower.   Standard & Poor – Your life in a nutshell   Stock Split [...]

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Weekend Stock Market Report (Humor)

February 6, 2010

Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued in slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining Stocks hit [...]

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