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Weekend Stock Market Report (Humor)

February 6, 2010

Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued in slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining Stocks hit [...]

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